Konoha-Nins. Deathmatch

[angelus]

Hey guys

I'm completely ripping off Karsens post here from the AE forums, but it looked funny so I thought we could start one also.

Here's Karsens explanation of the game

Object of the game....kind of like 'this or that' A who pwns who if you will. But here, you say who would kick who's ass and why they would kick major booty. Then you think of a new vs. and post it below your answer. If you would like to disagree with another person on who they choose to win, we can have a quick rematch.

Examples:
Pepsi vs Coke
Picasso vs Monet
Marin vs Poporing
Your Mom vs My Mom


So I'll start one :


Luigi Vs Star Fox!

[Sami']

LUIGI ROCKS he gets high on shrooms

[diddlywinks]

star fox cause he hangs around with that gay frog!

[kalalisha]

Hmmm it would have to be luigi.......

because he has a moustache and they are scary and the main source of mens power (or cursed womens) !

[angelus]

ok guys, once you've said who u thought would win u have to come up with another fight, so say who u think will win and put a reason and then pick 2 new ppl and the person after u will do the same.

[angeloflust]

Ok... since Luigi wins..

Barney (that... retarded kiddy show) vs. Rick James

[-=Essence=-]

RICK JAMES BICH

[iStalk]

wait barney kuz he has an empire of little kids to fight for him.

[Xethra]

You guys dont get it,After you state who wins (and why) YOU HAVE TO WRITE ANOTHER DEATH MATCH!!
Dont just leave with your "oh this is why he wins"
your killing the game D;

Im not participating cause im not cool enough. D;

SquaresoftEnix VS Blizzard.

[rexweapon]

squaresoft because FF > the world

butter vs i cant believe its not butter!

[Chasedown is in Class]

Dude, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is so much better than regular butter because you can't really tell the difference between ICBINB and regular butter.

Subaru IMPREZA WRX VS. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII

[Pat]

Mitsu because we all know it would win.
Fist vs. face

[angeloflust]

Face, nothing beats a good bj.

Chocolate vs strawberries?

[arashi]

Chocolate FTW, it's an aphrodisiac

Xbox vs Playstation

[gale0n]

Playstation.

Towel or Blanket?