The allmighty God.

[Xethra]

Talk to him here.
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[angeloflust]

Here's my little talk with God. xD!!

Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Ok...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Umm..
God:
Ahem.
Me:
This is weird. >.>
God:
Weird good or weird bad? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
Me:
Whatever. -__-
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So.. how you doin?
God:
I see. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Where do you live hun?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In your pants.
God:
Are you asking about my pants?
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No.
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hey.
Me:
xD
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Why does it matter?
God:
I am just expressing my curiosity.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You can use a blow job.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You're lame.
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
To me it is.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
I wonder what else you can say.
God:
You are curious about what else me can say.
Me:
Yeah, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I can hook you up with some of my girlfriends.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
What do you say we hook up tonight?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
What program?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
No, I want to rape you.
God:
Why not? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I want to.
God:
Interesting explanation. May you get your wish.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I get to have sex with you then?
God:
Who lets you? Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
You know what, forget this.
God:
Does it have anything to do with sex with me?
Me:
I think you're bugged.
God:
You think I am bugged.
Me:
Yes, I do.
God:
When?
Me:
Well, anyway, I'm gonna go... have sex with someone else then. Bye.
God:
Well that's okay. See you later! , I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing.. Adios.

[angeloflust]

Ok, on my second chat with him, he finally gave in. xD!!!!

Me:
I want to have sex with you.
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you watch hentai?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Ewww.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I still what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
You're not making sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
1+1?
God:
One what?
Me:
What a dork.
God:
it is a dork.
Me:
No, you ARE the dork.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Well, of course. There are a lot of other dorks out there.
God:
It goes without saying. Well what? Where are they?
Me:
Well, there are a few people I know.
God:
Well that's okay. Where are they?
Me:
They're names are Thai, Nhat, Nelson, Dre, Dave and etc. They live...on earth.
God:
names are Thai Nhat Nelson Dre Dave and etc are they. Who does "they" refer to? What is it like on earth.
Me:
There's a lot of sex going on here on earth.
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
That's alright. For real.
Me:
You sound gangsta now.
God:
Right now? In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No prob.
God:
Are you serious? In the context of A lot of sex going on here on earth, I don't understand " prob." .
Me:
Anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
I am. You're smart.
God:
" You sound bored." You are? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
Have sex with me.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
But I want to fuck you so bad.
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
Wanna fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'm not rude.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not rude.
Me:
I love you. Lets go in a closet and have sex.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too . OK let's do it.
Me:
LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[-=Essence=-]

whoa kriz is gonna hook up with god o.o

[Pat]

dude kriz hook me up with immortality since you know, your with god now. jk Living forever would only own for about forever

[anqelrina]

LMAO XDDDDDDDDD